I am quite sick, so I spent the day in bed. All I managed to do was fill out and send my transcript request to my old college. I got it done just in time before the mail carrier arrived.
I was very careful filling out the request. I have such a bad cold. I didn’t want to spread germs onto my request. I washed my hands thoroughly, sneezed and coughed into tissues far away from the paperwork, and sanitized my hands after everything. I was proud of myself for keeping all my germs away from the paperwork.
But then I licked the envelope.